So, okay, let’s talk about this new VMP SMG thing. It’s supposed to keep your enemies at a distance. Honestly, if chaos had a best friend, it’d be this weapon. It’s got this rapid-fire action, a big magazine for all your bullet-spraying needs, and, well, some kickback. You know, the kind that makes you feel alive, but also, like, “Whoa, am I in control here?” And if you’re into throwing axes—no judgment, really—the Combat Axe has a new skin. Why? Maybe it needed a makeover. Along with that, there’s a bunch of tier rewards like skins, blueprints, and Vault Coins. All the fancy stuff.
Now, about this Premium Pass thing—moving on too fast? Sorry. It’s like, buy it and you’re in this place called the Primal Reckoning. Sounds intense, right? There are these hunters—Gustavo, Lazarus, and others—definitely not your friendly neighborhood types. And don’t forget the blueprints with cool names like Snow Leopard and Stun Slash. Cool names make them better, right? Somebody out there must agree.
Oh, and if you’re feeling really committed, there’s the Battle Pass Subscription. You join the Ground Forces, whatever that means, and you get a bunch of extra goodies every month. A little XP boost here, a few discounts there. It’s like that membership card you never use—unless the benefits suddenly make sense. Weird but tempting.
Season 5 has its own fun pass too, with challenges that need tokens. Complete your missions like a good soldier, and trade up for Smoke Grenade skins or that epic Bathysphere guy. Heard there are loads of Secret Caches now with even an AK-47—because why not? They’ve even added these Universal Shards. It’s like they’re saying, “Still here? Here’s more stuff to collect.” Keeps you busy, doesn’t it?
Keep an eye on the in-game Events tab because they’re always throwing new missions at you. Like a never-ending to-do list, but with cooler rewards. Just dive into the Mission Board or the general events area anytime you’re lost. Or bored.
And now, the good part: the store update. I mean, who doesn’t love shopping for mythical weapons and digital gear based on NieR Automata? It’s probably as close as one gets to being a warrior with style.
That’s it, I guess. Hope you’re as confused and entertained as I am. Off to see what’s next!
