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Nintendo Switch Transformed into a Super Slow iPhone with 20-Minute Boot Times, Kernel Panics, and Non-Functional Apps

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Man, okay, here’s the scoop. This tech whiz kid, PatRyk, somehow got Apple’s iOS to sort of limp along on a Nintendo Switch. Yeah, I know, right? World’s slowest "iPhone" — takes a good twenty minutes to boot up. And, honestly, it crashes more than a toddler learning to walk. Funny how techie’s mind works, huh?

Small steps, giant mess

So, everyone’s buzzing about the new Switch 2, but our buddy PatRyk spent not just one, but two entire days trying to cram Apple’s OS into the Switch. It seriously tests your patience. Imagine just sitting there watching the thing hang or fail over and over. What a thrill, not!

Once it finally decides to wake up, using it is like trying to run a marathon with a sprained ankle. PatRyk mentions that every second move causes a system freak-out — kernel panics, whatever that means. Apps? Outta luck. They just crash. Every. Single. Time.

But even amidst this chaos, some glimmer of hope peeks through. I mean, if you squint and tilt your head just right, you can almost see that iOS on a Switch is doable — with, uh, a bit of fine-tuning, I guess? Just don’t throw your iPhone away just yet. Not unless you enjoy maddeningly long wait times and lots of crashing.

Tech sorcery and QEMU magic

So how’d PatRyk pull off this whole Franken-phone project? Turns out there’s this nifty thing called QEMU, which, honestly, sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie. ChefKissInc cooked up a version specifically for the Apple iPhone 11. Whatever that means. Still, hat’s off to them, right?

After what had to feel like a lifetime, PatRyk finagled this code alongside the tricky Apple iOS. In the end, against all odds, sorta managed to coax the iOS onto a Switch with Nvidia Tegra X1 power. Can you imagine? Talk about persistence paying off!

PatRyk’s mum on whether more hours will be thrown into this wild ride, but maybe they’ll surprise us with another saga in the coding chronicles. The saga continues, perhaps? Who knows. Follow their adventures if you’re as fascinated by this chaos as I am!

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