Sure thing, let’s see if I can whip this up like a human brain trying to juggle a coffee spill and a random thought about cats all at once:
Alright, so here’s the deal. Marvel Rivals is about to drop its third season, and folks are basically on the edge of their seats. Why? Well, it’s not just about new shiny stuff, though that’s part of it. Blade and Jean Grey/Phoenix are crash-landing into the scene as playable characters. Now, Jean’s got this whole dual identity thing going on with the Phoenix Force. She’s darting around like a hyperactive squirrel, flanking and doing all sorts of acrobatics. Blade shows up a bit later, in Season 3.5, and they played it all mysterious like they do with movie trailers that show you nothing.
Oh, oh! And then there’s some juicy gossip off the Marvel grapevine about more tweaks to characters. Honestly, sometimes these rumors have more drama than a high school cafeteria.
Intermission: Had to check if my coffee’s gone cold, spoiler alert, it has.
Back to it – there’s a video, or a Dev Vision, whatever that means, spilling the tea on Team-Ups. Basically, they’ve got the Primordial Flame thing where Phoenix and Wolverine get all fiery together. Wolverine’s got Feral Leap, which sounds like a fancy way to say he hops around madly while setting things ablaze. Also, there’s Spider-Man with some flaming web shenanigans thanks to the Human Torch. Imagine Spidey roasting marshmallows mid-swing.
Here’s the head-scratcher: some teams are swapping partners like a weird dance show. Remember those old Symbiote Shenanigans? They now let Jeff work some Venom voodoo with Hela, who’s not exactly Miss Congeniality. Then there’s Squirrel Girl hanging with Iron Man and Ultron, because why not? They’ve given her this gauntlet, and now she commands flying, exploding squirrels. I wish I was kidding.
But alas, some Team-Ups are getting the axe. Adios to Storm kicking it with Human Torch and Spider-Man chilling with Squirrel Girl. Marvel giveth and Marvel taketh away, I guess.
Mark your calendars – July 11 is when all this goes live. There’s chatter about Knull being the big bad, which sounds ominous. Plus, new maps, venomized skins – like what even is that? – and tweaks to make playing Marvel Rivals feel like having your cake and eating it too.
So, there ya have it. A bunch of stuff happening and somehow, I’m both lost and excited. Typical Thursday vibes.