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## “No More Ice Cream for Them, Seriously!”
Okay, so, if you’re like me and totally lost about where those Switch 2 games are hiding, maybe you’ve been peeking in the wrong decade? Picture this: 2089 Japan. Yeah, I know, sounds wild. Anyway, D3Publisher’s dropping some bombshell—Full Metal Schoolgirl is hitting us on October 23rd. Mark it or forget it, your call.
Yuke’s, the brainiacs behind EARTH DEFENSE FORCE: World Brothers 2 and AEW: Fight Forever, cooked this one up. They’re teasing us with an “…action-packed adventure with a heavy-duty attitude.” Whatever that means, right? There’s a trailer if you wanna see for yourself.
Wait, am I rambling? Let’s get back on track. Here’s the skinny straight from the press release:
Imagine 2089, Japan’s a mess, and this big bad corporate monster, Meternal Jobz, runs the show. Think overworked zombie cyborgs—that’s their workforce. Yeah, you heard me. In struts our kickass cyborg schoolgirl, packing heat, storming their freaky 100-story tower. Zombies? CEOs? Security junk? All in for a world of hurt ’cause she’s out for payback. And they’re rolling with this before those evil plots take root.
Basically, it’s all about punching capitalism in the face with style, according to Nobuyuki Okajima over at D3Publisher. Bet they had fun dreaming up this chaos—guns and satire all jumbled up. Why’d they plop it in the future though? Beats me.
And so, in Full Metal Schoolgirl, you’re gonna:
– Get payback, cyborg-schoolgirl-style: Picture a class cut short by arm cannons. You’re taking on Meternal Jobz and their whole undead nine-to-five crew. Ruthless dogs.
– Bust heads in a skyscraper that’s never the same twice: Climb its 100 floors, dodging traps like you’re in a fever dream. That CEO’s up there waiting.
– Stream battles, rake in cash: It’s a weird world when going live means dollars. Bust up enemies, score materials, and as the viewers pour in—it’s like a shot of courage. Even if you bite it, your livestream buds are there rooting.
Pre-orders? Nah, Switch 2 isn’t ready yet. But hey, their site’s up if you wanna dive in for more.
So, there you have it. Chaos, possibly a future, and who knows, maybe we’ll all need a steel exoskeleton someday. Thanks, 2089 Japan.
