Episode 928: Luigi in Ultra-Italian Style – Radio Free Nintendo

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So, yeah, the Switch 2 dropped. And with it, Jonathan and James are back in the game. Oh joy—brace yourselves, folks. These two are like that odd uncle at Thanksgiving. You know, the one who brings tales of chaos and… questionable side activities. Plants wilt, little kiddos get jittery, and dogs… well, let’s just say your floor’s about to get a new surprise. Seriously, I can’t wrap my head around folks choosing carpet when they’ve got a dog. It’s like setting yourself up for battle with a shedding, peeing fuzz monster. Hard floors, people—trust me on this!

Right, so… Switch 2. Where was I?

J&J kicked things off with their first looks at the hardware, plus the hassle of actually snagging one. James was all over the Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour (I don’t know, like 11 minutes and change into it?) and he’s got the scoop. You won’t believe the hoops and quizzes, and yes, the price tag drama. Then there’s a break—because, why not?—before diving into the buzz: Mario Kart World (almost an hour in, I think). Remember, they recorded this like 20 hours post-launch, so take these thoughts with a pinch of salt, okay?

Oh, and don’t miss the convo about GameCube games hitting NSO for Switch 2. And did I hear right? NES Bionic Commando vibes in Street Fighter 6? All happening on the Switch 2! Not to mention, getting those screenshots and vids up… You know the drill.

Classic case of unappreciated artist syndrome, but whatever. I’m off to binge some Mr. Iguana matches!

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