New Oblivion Remastered Mod Allows You to Eat Rocks

Hey, ever thought of munching on rocks? No? Well, now you can. There’s this wild mod for Oblivion—yep, the one where you’re the chosen hero saving the empire. It’s called “Edible Gems,” and it lets you snack on everything from pebbles to gemstones. Yeah, I know. Kinda mad, right?

So, picture this: you, yelling at your screen at home or while getting dirty looks in some random parking lot. Remember Morrowind? How you could actually eat random stuff there? Bethesda’s quirky little touches that make you go, “Wait, what?” Spears and vague directions, like when you’re on vacation and that one grumpy local gives you half-baked advice.

Anyway, this mod—it’s got stones and stuff, like a treasure hunt but tastier and probably worse for your teeth. Think of it as turning rocks into alchemy ingredients. You bite into a golden nugget, and suddenly you feel… odd. Maybe lightheaded. Or was that the shock? Coulda been the odd boost in “personality.” Imagine yelling at Sheogorath and Jamie Oliver, jabbing the air with your fork, declaring it fine dining.

Now, if you’re craving a feast, start with pearls, mix some madness ore, sprinkle a bit of sapphire, and finish with a bear pelt. You know, for the nutritional value—not that I actually checked.

Our modder buddy, CephalonImp, decided to keep things real, throwing in some Morrowind vibes so fans don’t flip out over lore issues. Fancy that! No more flawed gems. Everything’s flawless. Basically, you’re tossing stuff that could pay rent down the hatch—in the name of choice and chaos.

Oh, and don’t forget the modders behind Oblivion Remastered. They’re doing some seriously cool stuff; you might wanna check out what they’ve been cooking up.

I mean, just make sure to clean your plate—or, well—whatever.