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Okay, so get this: Nintendo just rolled out a new update for Super Mario Bros. Wonder. It’s at version 1.0.2 now. Yeah, I know, nothing too groundbreaking, but stick with me here. They decided to toss in some “adjustments” – whatever that means – aiming to make the gameplay smoother on the Nintendo Switch 2. I mean, has anyone actually seen the Switch 2? Because all I can picture is my old console with a shiny new sticker slapped on it.
Oh right, the patch notes. Usually, they’re like reading a tech manual, but hey, something must have caught my eye. General updates, they say. Just “general.” And maybe I’m overthinking it, but this feels like their way of saying, “Look, we fixed stuff you didn’t even know was broken.” I swear, sometimes when I’m playing, and everything is running smoothly, I wonder if those mysterious fixes did their magic silently. Like, last week, I totally crashed into a Koopa Troopa, and it made this sound that reminded me of my cousin’s beat-up car struggling up a hill. Weird, right?
Anyway, these updates are live now. Maybe you’ll notice something different next time you play. Or maybe it’ll be the same ol’ Mario vibes we all know and love. Who really knows?
