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Okay, so here’s the deal. There’s this new gadget for all you Porters out there getting ready for another epic trek — and it’s, uh, a bit of a mouthful, the DualSense wireless controller. But not just any! It’s the Death Stranding 2: On the Beach Limited Edition. Try saying that five times fast.
How they came up with this, I don’t know. Anyway, they got super cozy with the guys at Kojima Productions. The controller’s got this vibrant orange thing going on, emblazoned with, I guess you’d call it an emblem? Or is it a motto? Whatever, it’s flashy. Drawbridge says hello.
And get this — there’s a photo or something where Hideo Kojima was showing off the controller. The event was all about Death Stranding 2. People took pictures. You might want to see that because it’s kind of epic — you know, seeing Kojima do his thing.
Anyway, back to the controller (almost forgot what I was talking about). This snazzy piece of tech will be here in limited numbers. Only so many will get their hands on it, so if you want one, better be quick. Going for like SGD 119, MYR 419, and so on — not sure what’s up with the numbers, but they’re there.
Mark the date — May 22, 2025. At 10am, wherever you are, you can start ordering this thing. The actual launch is June 26, right along with the game Death Stranding 2: On the Beach. Early birds get this Collector’s Edition or Digital Deluxe Edition, something like that, on June 24. Sounds all fancy and whatnot.
Oh, and there’s this trailer you’re supposed to check out. I know, trailers are everywhere, but I hear this one’s worth a peek. Who knows, might make you want to save humanity from extinction or something heroic like that.
That’s the scoop. Hope you didn’t drift off halfway. But if you did, well, at least I had fun writing this. Cheers!
