Shark Dentist: Merging Two Fears into a Wild Roguelike Adventure

It’s that time when the ocean’s toothiest residents come out to play. And you know who’s super aware of that? Yup, Alice Games. They’re whipping up this crazy thing called Shark Dentist. Yup, you heard right—a marine dentistry simulator with a sprinkle of horror. Or a bucketful. Depends on your tolerance for stuff like that.

Okay, so Shark Dentist. First thought? Sounds like a show on Discovery Channel. Picture this: middle of July, you’re just flipping channels and boom, there it is. But don’t let the name fool ya; the trailer? Oh boy. It’s not for the faint-hearted. You step into the shoes of, let’s say, the bravest (or most bonkers) dental vet ever. Your patients? Sharks. With suspiciously visible teeth problems. Some genius thinks barely sedating these beauties is a good idea, and then you’re supposed to fix ‘em up. Mess up, and well, it’s curtains for you. Yikes.

Anyway, there’s this press release with bold letters talking about its dark humor and roguelike mechanics. I mean, dark humor is key here, right? Makes the screams a little bit funnier… maybe? The whole thing screams edgy (pun intended).

Now, what about gameplay? It’s like juggling while on a roller coaster—keep track of the heartbeat, pain, and anesthesia levels. Miss a beat? You get a front-row seat to your own horror show. Fun times, huh? Plus, you’ve got tools like a circular saw. I don’t know about you, but bringing a saw near a shark sounds like chaos waiting to happen. Get it right, and you’re a tooth fairy. Get it wrong, and it’s… lights out, let’s just say.

But here’s the kicker. The shark—our not-so-friendly patient—is just chilling. Upside down. In a basement. Who does dentistry on a shark in a basement? Is this like black market tooth fixing? The trailer doesn’t spill the beans, but maybe it’s the mystery they’re banking on? Anyway, it’s all going to unravel soon. Keep your eyes peeled for Shark Dentist on PC. If you’re into that kind of adrenaline-fueled dental adventure, go ahead, wishlist it on Steam. Coming soon, or whatever “soon” means nowadays.