Coming to Xbox Next Week: New Game Releases from July 7-11

Sure thing! Let’s dive headfirst into the wonderful chaos of upcoming Xbox games. Grab a snack. Maybe some popcorn. Or not — no pressure.

Okay, listen, we got all sorts of game vibes coming your way. First off, we’ve got EA SPORTS™ College Football 26, you know, in its fancy Deluxe Edition coat (maybe it’s cashmere, maybe it’s not). It kicks off July 7 if you like early, but the real party starts July 10. Picture 136 FBS schools, 300 coaches, and a zillion plays. A bit like trying to juggle flaming torches while riding a unicycle, but in game form. Anyway, let’s huddle up, and mm, smell that virtual grass!

Next, we’re dusting off the skateboards because Tony Hawk’s™ Pro Skater™ 3 + 4 hits like a wave of nostalgia. Remember that skate park with the awesome ramps? Yeah, me neither, but it’s back. There’s something comforting about digital bruises, right?

And for some laser-zapping fun, Missile Command Delta lands on the Xbox scene July 8. Mashup of Atari’s classics with tactical twistiness. Seriously, it’s like a dance but with missiles. Makes me feel like a superhero saving the world. No cape needed.

Speaking of artsy stuff, Somber Echoes floats in with a sprinkle of mystery. Think acrobatics but in a forgotten space vessel. July 8 is the date — mark it, don’t miss it. Not unless you have better plans, which could be true? Or false? Who knows.

Then there’s The Last Camp, also lighting up on July 8. Imagine you’re in a doomsday scenario with mind-blowing graphics. Rich weapons, high stakes, all that jazz. It’s like a dinner party, but with more explosions.

Oh, cool fact! Ah, Love! Season 2 adds some puff to the romantic puzzles scene on July 8. Tackle obstacles, steer hearts, avoid gloomy stuff. Get those hearts on a date, but dare I say it — shun the black heart. Drama, right?

Then there’s Minami Lane, a cute sim on July 9. It’s got tanukis. I mean, if you love cozy management sim vibes, this one’s got all the feels. Picture a quaint Japanese street — it’s like a warm digital hug.

Slide over, Rogue Raccoon sneaks in July 9. Love a good heist? Be the raccoon grabbing snacks! It’s like Ocean’s Eleven, but fuzzier.

Hold on to your bicorns, ‘cause Holdfast: Nations At War graces us July 9. Historical epicness! Napoleonic skirmishes with 150 comrades-in-arms. Epic, right? Could practically smell the gunpowder.

Tiny Pixels Vol. 2: Stormy Knights rolls with classic charm on July 9. Castles, enemies, saving princesses — it’s all scrolling pixel art. Retro tunes too. Makes me wiggle in my chair. Only slightly.

Greedland? It’s a July 10 deal. Alien mutants, local co-op, chaos on digital steroids. If you like tackling 20,000 foes, I mean, why not? Go wild, friend!

Islanders: New Shores brings city-building chill to Xbox on July 10. It whispers city layouts, which is kinda sweet, toasted marshmallow kinda vibes. Minimalist, yet captivating.

For the dramatic flair — BAD END THEATER drops July 10. Every choice spirals to wow, another bad ending. But hey, exploring doom ain’t all sunshine and unicorns.

And if you’ve got wanderlust, Choice of Life: Wild Islands hits July 10. Nope, it won’t physically throw you on the shore, promise. You’re a shipwrecked sailor striving to survive. Cards included!

If macabre tickles your fancy, Bendy and the Dark Revival uncurls its inky tendrils July 11. Survive a mad animation studio. Puzzles, ink demons — I’d say avoid real ink stains IRL.

Totter climb fans, Only Up To Space ascends July 11. One wrong foot and you could tumble. Exciting? Or nerve-wracking? Pick your poison.

Aquapark io returns water fun to Xbox July 11. Slide solo or in multiplayer. Powerup, race, or — best case — emerge as the speedy sensation of wet, spiraling slides.

Horror flick? Canine leaps into July 11. Search for Tomy, your pup, versus sinister corporations doing evil experiments. Reminds me of Scooby-Doo, but eerily darker.

Then it’s Griffin, a July 11 installment. A granddaughter’s mission alongside a tank (Griffin!). Family drama, with metallic twists. Explosive!

Finally, Island Trouble rounds it off July 11. Stranded? Gather, survive, unravel the secrets! Every choice? Yeah, it matters. More mysterious than grandma’s old attic.

There ya have it, gamers. Play hard, stay cozy. Until next week!… Or maybe next month. Anyway — let’s game on!