Okay, so there I was, minding my own business — probably browsing some cat videos or whatever, right? — and out of nowhere, Cryorig jumps in with their brand new coolers. I mean, they used to be big shots with their R1s, and suddenly, bam! Here they are with this Gladius Astral thingy. Why do I even remember this? No clue. But it stuck for some reason.
Anyway, let’s dive in. Or maybe we should backtrack a bit? Hmm… okay, whatever. This Gladius Astral cooler, it’s big. Like, dual-tower big with a 280W cooling capacity. Don’t ask me how wattage works; I’m just here for the shiny lights. Ten heatpipes, fans hitting like a crazy 2500 RPM, and they’ve even slapped a display on top. Because why not have all the digital bling, right?
Then there’s this C5 business. Two types. One’s got this vapor chamber thing with ARGB action — not quite sure what that means but sounds flashy. The copper one? It’s like its distant cousin with a white fan. I guess copper makes it cooler? I mean, in a literal sense.
Whoa, getting sidetracked. Where was I? Oh yeah, Cryo360! So they rolled out this AIO series. Think of it as the cooler that shows off with an LCD for ticking off real-time stats. Honestly, I’d probably just stare at it like it’s a mini-TV.
And then the CR6S! They went dual-tower here again, with RGB fans, naturally. It’s all copper this, nickel that — like it’s auditioning for a metals commercial. And they threw in CR4S, which sounds almost the same but… isn’t? Single tower, fewer pipes, 200W something. Keeping up? Me neither.
But wait, here’s the twist. They’re not just about CPU coolers. Meet Lull. It’s this totally finless PC case. I imagine silence so absolute, you can hear a pin drop. No fans, just a fancy glass heatsink panel — sounds like science fiction, doesn’t it?
So yeah, Cryorig’s got all these goodies hitting the shelves soon. Prices? Eh, probably something you’d expect for snazzy new gear. Hopefully, they don’t break the bank!
