Alright, so let me just spill my thoughts out here, and if it’s a mess, well, that’s kinda the point, right? Anyway, I stumbled upon this whole PlayStation update cycle, and it feels like a weekly ritual now. Like, every Tuesday is suddenly this gaming pilgrimage or something. Don’t know why I noticed this, but it kind of just clicked.
North American Update – May’s Madness?
Oh, where was I? Right! PlayStation Plus stuff. So, for May, they’ve got some goodies lined up. First off, “ARK: Survival Extended,” which sounds like a jungle fever dream I had once. And “Balatro”—is it just me, or does that sound like a fancy cheese? Oh, and “Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun.” Honestly, I have zero clue what a boltgun is, but it sounds pretty intense.
PS4 & PS5 Games: A Conundrum of Choices
Seems like we’ve got a cascade of titles drowning us, in a good way. “Alien Rush” has me thinking of that old arcade feel. Then “American Arcadia,” which could be about anything, really—beatniks or ham sandwiches, maybe? “Anime Girls – Fantasy Desire,” and my eyebrow is somewhere near the ceiling.
Take “Battle Engine Aquila”—does that not sound like it’s part machine, part majestic bird creature? “Cats Clean Ocean,” though. Now that’s a game I didn’t know I needed. Imagine cats saving our planet! Wild, right?
And, okay, confession here: “I’m in Love With Your Dead Grandmother: Online Battle Royale.” That’s a title. No idea where to go with that. My brain’s doing flips.
“Drive Me Crazy” is self-explanatory, I mean, welcome to modern life, right? “Forgotten Fields” could be a metaphor for my lost childhood. Or just a game, who knows?
“Supermarket Anime Collector’s Simulator”… I’m picturing chaotic aisles and heroic questing—maybe.
I’ll leave you with the peculiar and enigmatic “Tralalero Tralala™: Battle Royale.” Sounds like a sing-along gone wrong or a bizarre opera, but hey, I love chaos. Anyway, I should wrap this ramble up, but there’s always next Tuesday, isn’t there?
