Review: Monster Train 2 on PlayStation 5

Sure thing, let’s dive in and see where this train’s takin’ us! So, Monster Train 2 is here, totally rocking the scene on PS5. It’s like a sequel that’s more pumped up than my grandma after her fifth cup of joe. Seriously, if you played Monster Train: First Class, you’re in for a treat. If not, well, grab a ticket and hop on. I mean, it’s not every day heaven and hell decide to tag team against, uh, Titans. Yeah, Titans. Who saw that coming?

This game drops you right back in after the last shindig. But now the angels and demons decide, “Hey, let’s be buddies!” or something like that. They’re like frenemies now because, plot twist, there are Titans on the loose. The game’s got all these new clans and cards — like, for real, the deck’s full of surprises. You tweak the difficulty, so anyone from noob to pro has something to bite into.

Alright, picture this: hell goes all chaotic, and the big guy Seraph’s like, “Nah, not today!” But then oopsies, Titans are out and about like it’s their playground. Heaven’s not thrilled, so they and the demons — who aren’t happy campers either — have to fight back. It’s a hot mess, but in a fun way. Picture weird trains, like, barreling through realms. Heck and heaven both in all this mayhem, trying to sort out the Titans. Fun, right?

If you had fun with the last ride in this train saga, this one’s got new clans — five of ’em — and loads of cards that mess with your mind. Did I mention room cards? Yeah, they do cool stuff on your train floors. And gear cards — ’cause why not slap some armor on your demons? It’s about strategizing like only a caffeine-driven brain could.

There’s a heck of a story to dig into. At the Covenant Outpost, characters do their thing, and more details unravel. You know, get some Pyre Hearts, which are, um, all different and add layers, literally. Want that magic? Spend some coins and power them up. Wouldn’t it be cool to have a deck that’s more bang than fluff? Exactly.

Runs are wild, too. Random every time. Protecting your Pyre is life or death. Deploy those units tactically; draw them unit cards, and place them like you’re creating a masterpiece but on fire and, well, more dangerous. Ember is your resource to manage — sounds way cooler than it is, sorta. But hey, burn that Ember for units and spells, balance is key!

Units? They’re unique snowflakes—if snowflakes could hit stuff. Some hit multiple times or get revenge boosts. Felt like a champ with that Fel card, with its Multistrike and Revenge adding to the chaos. Watching Valor stack and protect, oh, that’s golden.

Spells are your secret weapon. Firestarter, Just Cause… mix it all up. Attachments, too. Pop equipment on enemy units for a giggle. It’s chaos but calculated, kinda. When enemies sneak up levels, bring the noise to stop them, or let them meet their doom by your Pyre’s fiery wrath. Friends or foes, spells can tag anyone in the game. Tactics with flair, I’d say.

Post-battle, scoop up coins and more cards — seriously, choices matter. Build that deck wisely, picking units like Upbeat Warbler that cast Enchant to boost your crew. Quick abilities get your team hitting first against foes. It’s not checkers; it’s intergalactic chess.

Every area’s a maze; routes matter. Pick where you’ll stop for perks. Fancy a Pyreborn unit? Yep, it’s possible. Forge powers or bounce to events for decisions that shake things up. A lot in there to explore and experiment with.

Trophies? Tons. Platinum dreams await. Knock out challenges like dealing massive damage or upgrading nothing. Unlock clans, Pyre Hearts, cut the fluff, and dive deep into challenges. The completionist in me is drooling.

Monster Train 2’s a wild ride for PS5. Chaos unfolded, alliances formed, Titans to defeat. Heaven and hell — it’s a lot, but in a good way. Customize Pyre Hearts, unlock endless content, push your strategy’s limits in Endless Mode. Switch gears, adapt, and play with fire, literally and figuratively.

Feel that rush yet? Monster Train 2’s rollin’ in, ready or not.