Oh man, have you ever tried keeping up with all the new stuff Sony throws at us every week? It’s like, just when I’m getting cozy with one game, bam — a whole new pile drops. I mean, maybe that’s on purpose? Keeps us on our toes, or maybe they just like seeing us juggle games like amateur clowns. Who knows.
So, here’s what’s going on in the world of PlayStation this week. If you’re in North America, get ready to dive into a fresh batch of games, add-ons, and all that jazz for PS4, PS5, and even some VR fun (I swear I can still smell the new plastic whenever I think of VR headsets). Anyway — wait, no — where was I?
Oh right, PlayStation Plus! This month’s lineup is wild. We’ve got “Alone in the Dark” for PS5 — sounds like a horror story already, right? Add in “Bomb Rush Cyberfunk” and it’s a pretty mixed bag of fun. Oh, and don’t forget “Destiny 2: The Final Shape” — bet there’s some deep lore I’ll pretend I understand. And, of course, “NBA 2K25” because why not shoot some hoops between saving the universe?
Now on to — what was I talking about? Oh yeah — new games for PSVR, PS4, and PS5. Let me just rattle these off like it’s the most natural thing ever:
You got “Aeon Attack” (probably involves some epic space stuff, or not), “Akinakes” which sounds like a sword but might actually be a weird puzzle game. And “The Alpha Wolf”? No idea, could be about wolves, could be a metaphorical journey. Too deep? Maybe.
But wait — here’s a wild title: “Boxstacker.” Is it about stacking boxes? Hope so. And there’s even “Cash Cleaner Laundry Simulator” — because we all need more laundry in our lives, apparently. “Date Everything!” seems self-explanatory, but knowing games, it’s probably got a twist. Imagine combining that with “Dr. Oil” and you’ve got a game night to remember, or not.
Wow, okay, I’m on a tangent here. Back on track! There’s a whole bunch like “Flight Simulator Delivery: Cargo Business” (sounds like my real job but in a cockpit) and the “Gex Trilogy” for those nostalgic late-night sessions. Remember Gex? Just me?
Anyway, before I get sidetracked again — check out stuff like “Maze: Interim Odyssey” or “Stunt Flyer.” Heck, there’s even “Sex Shop Supermarket Simulator” which, let’s be honest, is a title straight out of a bizarre dream I once had.
Alright, I should wrap this up before I spill coffee on my keyboard. Hit the next page if you’re curious about what’s happening in Europe. It’s a world tour, every Tuesday. Catch you on the flip side.
