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So, picture this — AMD just tossed out these "Grado" EPYC 4005 server CPUs into the wild. You know, to give those fancy enterprise platforms a boost or something. Not exactly what I’d chat about over coffee, but hey, it caught my eye.
AMD’s EPYC 4005: The New Contender In Town (Or Something)
Right, so AMD decided it was time to shake things up with their EPYC™ 4005 Series processors. These little gadgets are, supposedly, the bees’ knees for small and medium businesses. I mean, who doesn’t want enterprise-class gizmos with all the bells and whistles, right? They say it’s perfect for the IT crowd. Maybe.
These CPUs promise to handle everything — from your Wednesday morning email disaster to running cloud services non-stop. How? Something about sharing the AM5 socket with their older siblings, the EPYC 4004. Anyway, apparently, they’re faster than Intel’s 6th-generation Xeon 6300P. Like 1.83 times faster. Oddly specific, no?
“It’s all about getting more performance without breaking the bank,” says Derek Dicker, one of those high-up AMD folks. Sounds neat, but budget constraints? Yawn.
Partners in Crime (And Cloud Services)
The EPYC 4005 chips don’t just hang around by themselves. They’ve got some big-name pals like Altos, Lenovo, and Supermicro backing them up. Fancy circle, right? Maybe one day I could join the cool kids’ table. Probably not.
| Model | Cores/Threads | L3 Cache (MB) | Default TDP (W) | Base Clock (GHz) | Max Boost (GHz) | Price (1KU, USD) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4565P | 16 / 32 | 64 | 170 | 4.3 | 5.7 | $589 |
| 4545P | 16 / 32 | 64 | 65 | 3.0 | 5.4 | $549 |
| 4465P | 12 / 24 | 64 | 65 | 3.4 | 5.4 | $399 |
| 4345P | 8 / 16 | 32 | 65 | 3.8 | 5.5 | $329 |
| 4245P | 6 / 12 | 32 | 65 | 3.9 | 5.4 | $239 |
| 4585PX | 16 / 32 | 128 | 170 | 4.3 | 5.7 | $699 |
AMD thinks these CPUs are the bridge to the AI world for small businesses. Lenovo’s on board too, saying they’re gearing up companies for the future. Feels like a big tech team huddle or something.
And there you have it. A scrappy dive into the AMD EPYC world. Maybe it’s useful, or maybe just a spiel. But hey, at least it wasn’t bland.
