Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 + 4 — Out Now!

Alright, so here goes my brain dump on this crazy skating experience. Honestly, imagine going on two Career Tours and making a mess of it with some high score runs in Single Session. Or maybe you’re all about speed? Go nuts in a Speedrun or just chill in Free Skate without that annoying clock breathing down your neck. There’s like, what, 19 parks? You get to skate through these wild remakes of places like Foundry, Canada (which, honestly, who thinks of skating in Canada?), Rio, Suburbia, and some other spots I can’t remember ’cause my brain’s on skate mode.

And then—BAM!—three new parks hit ya, like Waterpark (yeah, slippery much?), Movie Studio, and this wacko place called Pinball. Just the thought of skating in a pinball machine has me doing cartwheels—okay, maybe not real cartwheels, ’cause skateboards and formal gymnastics aren’t my jam.

Oh, and New Game+ is where the madness continues. It’s like saying, “Hey, you thought you were a pro? Think again.” Start over, but keep those sweet, sweet stats and tackle new challenges like a boss—or maybe fall flat on your face. Who knows? Plus, you can kinda get personal with solo tours for each skater. Not saying I did it for the fame… or the occasional face plant.

Now, let’s talk about creating stuff. Ever had an image of the perfect skatepark, only to doodle it out and realize it’s just a bunch of zig-zag lines? Well, Create-A-Park says “Whoa, we’ve got you covered!” You get all these fancy tools, like dynamic content (whatever that means), to build the crazy in your brain. Share it, rate it, love it—unless it crashes and burns, which happens. Not speaking from experience or anything.

And hey, bring your crew into multiplayer. Why skate solo when you can have epic fails and wins together? That’s the ticket.

Alright, brain’s fried, going for a skate myself before my thoughts just float away…