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So, Warhammer Skulls is doing its whole flashy return from… wherever it usually hangs out. Landing on your screens super soon — like, mark May 22 or whatever. It’s this whole crazy festival full of Warhammer game stuff. You know, those big reveals and juicy discounts people get all hyped about. Apparently, we’re hearing more about Space Marine 2, Rogue Trader, and Darktide. Sound familiar? Yeah, me too.
There’s some livestream spectacle kicking this off on the Warhammer Twitch channel. Hosted by that guy, Rahul Kohli. Happens at 5 PM BST/9 AM PST, and finally–phew!–us UK folks don’t have to guzzle coffee to stay up all night for once. Big cheers to Nottingham or whoever planned this!
Oh, side note: if you’re all about snagging deals, this is your jam. They’re slashing prices left and right. Up to 90% off! So maybe hold off a bit before dropping cash on those Total War: Warhammer 3 DLCs. Or, don’t. Your wallet.
Warhammer’s been on some kind of roll lately. Loads of capital—whatever the banker folks call it—and nerdy street cred too. Space Marine 2’s gotten people buzzing, and don’t forget that Secret Level episode highlighting Space Marines. And yeah, Cavill’s Amazon show still seems to be in the works, probably gonna hype things up even more. Basically, it’s not a terrible time to be into Warhammer.
So, are you gonna be watching? Or skipping? Drop a line below or just think about it, no pressure.
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