Nintendo’s latest drop on the eShop – yup, for Europe. It’s a mixed bag of goodies, and frankly, I’m just scrolling through it all like a kid in a candy store. Or maybe a cat with too many toys. Anyway, there are new games for the Nintendo Switch and, wait for it, the Nintendo Switch 2. Yeah, that got me excited too.
Nintendo Switch 2 – New Game Alert!
Okay, picture this: Friday, 27th of June. Big date. Why? Because that’s when Tamagotchi Plaza Nintendo Switch 2 Edition hits. Nostalgia vibes, people. Who didn’t desperately scoop up their virtual pet’s poop back in middle school?
This Week’s Nintendo Switch Lineup
So, where do I start? Let’s just dive in. First on the chaotic list…
A Bibelot: Y-Break. No clue what a ‘Bibelot’ is, but it’s catchy.
Against the Storm – sounds dramatic, right?
Agarta and An Aisling – twins in titles, maybe?
Then there’s Anvil Saga and Arcade Archives Crazy Balloon. I don’t even know if I should be taking notes or what.
Architect Life: A House Design Simulator – because why not live out your HGTV fantasies?
Arisen Force: Life Devotee. I’m not sure if this is a game or a self-help book.
Come Friday, Bambas! will have its grand appearance. Hooray?
And hey, do you ever dream of saving the day in a garden? If yes, behold Bee Flowers: Save The Garden. Trust me, it’s a thing.
From Block Party DX! to BMX City Run (also a Friday arrival – mark it). The list goes on with Boxville 2, Bullets & Brains (an odd combo), and CarGo! Sounds like a road trip gone wild.
Cozy Garden Simulator? I mean, what’s with all the plants? No complaints, just curious. Then we find Crayon Dino. Reminds me of a kid’s drawing that you hang on the fridge out of obligation. If that’s harsh, sorry!
Things get spooky with Cult vs Gal and downright creepy with Dark Dolls. But if you’re hunkering for a Friday fix, keep an eye out for Dungeons of Paint. What does that even mean? Just roll with it.
Duo Games follows. Yep, a game where you play games. I’m intrigued? EGGCONSOLE Mado Monogatari 1-2-3 MSX2 – more letters and numbers than I can deal with right now.
Next, there’s Exo-Calibre and Fantasy of War. I don’t fight battles but hey, to each their own. Speaking of puzzles, Floor Plan Puzzle (Red Room Simulator) chills in its odd existence.
To round things up, Flower Shop: The Complete Story and a throwback with Front Mission 3 Remake.
Hole Digging Master – I barely garden, let alone dig holes. Fun concept though.
For those feeling like escapism is the thing, How 2 Escape: Lost Submarine might satisfy that itch. Subs and all.
The lineup continues sporadically through dinosaur books, drone tours (because why not?), and Mind & Sight Spot the Difference Workout – sounds like a missed opportunity for peace and quiet.
Dreams of puppets, robot championships, and even Korean drone vacations—truly, Nintendo has it all. A blend of chaos and wonder that only makes sense in the confines of their eShop. Who needs eloquence when you’ve got Ruffy and the Riverside, am I right?
So, yeah. June’s ending with a bang or at least a weird little blip. Nintendo’s definitely keeping us on our toes.
